Love is always patient and kind; it is never jealous; love is never boastful or conceited; it is never rude or selfish; it does not take offence, and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but delights in the truth; it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. Love does not come to an end.

1.It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. ----> hmm i dont believe that--bet you could

2.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. ---->remind me never ever to chew on my pencil or pen or whateva

3.Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. ----> ooh very sneaky sneaky!!

4.Women blink nearly twice as much as men. ----> twice???? whoally crap!! bet we're twice as smarter too :D teehee

5. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."  ----> seriously, im havin a hard time believin this..if u guys know words that rhyme with month then lemme noe haha!!!

6.The electric chair was invented by a dentist. ----> hahaha now we know y ppl are scared of them

7. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ----> imagine if that was true abt humans :P

8. Anyone reading this tried to lick their elbow..hahha tricked you didn't I..u tried lickin ure elbow rittttttteeee?

alrite sorry pplz that was relli lame but here is somethin else that is kewl.....check it out!! thx to smurf for fwding it!!

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that,a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being to healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen!"

hahaha ..if only life was like that ...sigh......